I just got back from a little vacation / company retreat for Theron Studios from Costa Rica. It was wonderful and much needed. In preparation for this trip I got my passport, TSA Pre✓™, and my Global Entry card.
While going through customs and immigration at MCO I was able to skip the long line and go straight to the Global Entry kiosks. I scanned my passport, answered some quick questions, and took a photo.
As you can from the photo below the U.S. Government did not build this machine for tall people (I am 6'6") or little people. I know tall people don’t normally bitch about accessibility for our height, but why should I have to lean down to get my whole face in the photo. When I approached the final station for getting back in the country the guy looked at the photo and then looked up at me and just rolled his eyes.
Who needs to see my face anyways. #ThanksObama
Update #1
05/26/2015
I haven’t learned my lesson.
Update #2
10/26/2015
I got caught taking a photo of this, the guy was more upset at me snapping the pic then my face not being in the photo. I think my smirk is progressing. Also, I love rocking myWorking Not Workingshirt.
Update #3
05/8/2018
You can’t take me anywhere.
Thanks to Sam Soffes for creating Redacted, which is an app that makes it quick and easy to redact parts of an image.
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